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dysenterygay:

how to make delicious chocolate milkshake 

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majesticbreadcreature:

infinityshen:

lord-strider:

phemiec:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

failure-artist:

If you’re hot for a guy, do not paralyze him from the waist down.

So-

Should I shoot them through the chest?!

What about if I make out with their severed head. Is that cool?

Do I send a robot that beats them to unconsciousness??

Do I beat them to unconsciousness??

do we give them boners

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owlboysnest:

Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a booty

Shaking that booty, I saw the booty
I want the booty, lord what a booty
Bring on the booty, give up the booty
Loving the booty, round booty

Down for the booty, I want the booty
Hunting the booty, chasing the booty
Casing the booty, getting the booty,
Beautiful booty, smoking booty
Talk to the booty, more booty…
Fine booty

All about the booty, big old booty
Serious booty, amazing booty
I’ll take the booty, where is the booty
Stare at the booty, walking the booty
Touching the booty, whos got the booty
Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty
Loving the booty, hugging the booty
Kissing the booty, holding the booty
Watching the booty…. Kicking the booty

Sleeping booty, screaming booty
Harder booty, softer booty
Sweeter booty, sour booty
New booty, used booty
Who’s booty, sister’s booty
Your mama’s booty
Cookin booty, mean booty
Good luck with the booty

Foreign booty, home booty
Road booty, found booty
Covered booty, bare booty
Sweaty booty, powder that booty
Bad booty, sadder booty
Wide booty, wider booty…
Double wide booty

Live for the booty, I like the booty
Suing the booty, scared of the booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
Discount booty, rented booty
Leased booty, selling the booty
Working booty, easy booty
Sleazy booty, greasy booty
Need a lot more booty

Wet booty, dry booty
I hope that one’s my booty
Pretty booty, Pity booty
Little bitty booty

Beautiful booty, caressing the booty
Dissing the booty, missing the booty
Messing with the booty
Oh what a wonderful booty

Powerful booty, finding the booty
Give me the booty, wake up booty
Breakfast booty, lunch booty
Supper booty, dinner booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
Buffet booty, hot booty
Cold booty, takeout booty
Delivery booty
All Booty

Booty booty booty booty booty
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booty booty booty booty booty
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barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

it enabled the use of the analog sticks guys…

first ps1 controllers didn’t even have the sticks, hence why you would not be able to use them all the time

Well holy shit i learned something new

I would always plug in my ps1 controller to play ps1 games, i thought you had to :T

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kenshiro28:

herochan:

Monday Motivator

Danny Trejo releasing what appears to be the luckiest dove ever to live.

Mini Bio: A child drug addict and criminal, Danny Trejo was in and out of jail for 11 years. While serving time in San Quentin, he won the lightweight and welterweight boxing titles. Imprisoned for armed robbery and drug offenses, he successfully completed a 12-step rehabilitation program that changed his life. While speaking at a Cocaine Anonymous meeting in 1985, Trejo met a young man who later called him for support. Trejo went to meet him at what turned out to be the set of Runaway Train (1985). Trejo was immediately offered a role as a convict extra, probably because of his tough tattooed appearance. Also on the set was a screenwriter who did time with Trejo in San Quentin. Remembering Trejo’s boxing skills, the screenwriter offered him $350 per day to train the actors for a boxing match. Director Andrey Konchalovskiy saw Trejo training Eric Roberts and immediately offered him a featured role as Roberts’ opponent in the film. Trejo has subsequently appeared in many other films, usually as a tough criminal or villain. - Murray Chapman

I love Danny Trejo’s story

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joshishollywood:

Candle In The Wind (DUBSTEP REMIX) - Elton John

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theguyofpawtism:

passiveinferno:

For women, heart attacks look different.

elfgrove:

distractedbyshinyobjects:

Follow me down the rabbit hole for a second:

I’ve long wondered if this - that women don’t recognize the symptoms of a heart attack in themselves, and…

my mind is kind of blown here

fortea:

wariofan63:

subjuggulatorsgonnasubjuggulate:

Doc Scratch is an omniscient being that can see everything that happens, but can he see why kids love the delicious taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

DSJHDJ

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