A Dating Tip

majesticbreadcreature:

infinityshen:

lord-strider:

phemiec:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

failure-artist:

If you’re hot for a guy, do not paralyze him from the waist down.

So-

Should I shoot them through the chest?!

What about if I make out with their severed head. Is that cool?

Do I send a robot that beats them to unconsciousness??

Do beat them to unconsciousness??

do we give them boners

posted 2 years agoMay 3, 2012 with 10,451 notes - via / origreblog
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