majesticbreadcreature:

infinityshen:

lord-strider:

phemiec:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

failure-artist:

If you’re hot for a guy, do not paralyze him from the waist down.

So-

Should I shoot them through the chest?!

What about if I make out with their severed head. Is that cool?

Do I send a robot that beats them to unconsciousness??

Do I beat them to unconsciousness??

do we give them boners

(via mrharrisonford)