Patron trolls are based on your birthday, and so is your patron kid. Just click the link above and find your birthday and your card suit.
Each kid represents a different suit:
- John = Spades
- Jade = Clubs
- Rose = Diamonds
- Dave = Hearts
You can also use this to find your patron Midnight Crew member.
In the comic Jade is Diamonds, leaving Rose with Clubs.
EITHER WAY, this is still cool.
2 of diamonds for me bros, so patron kid is Jade and also Diamonds Droog.
My patron Homestucks are Eridan, Jade, and Droog.
Guns and fashion everywhere!
