To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

posted 5 months agoApril 23, 2014 with 220,228 notes - via / origreblog
All my competitors’ websites have their menus in the same place. Try to make my menu diagonal, starting from the top left of the screen and ending bottom right.
posted 7 months agoMarch 2, 2014 with 616 notes - via / origreblog
Sherlock, Subtext, and My Ultra-Conservative Baby-Boomer Dad

particularscarf:

My Dad will be 64 this autumn. My Dad is a die-hard Republican. My Dad was a Southern Baptist pastor for nearly 30 years. And my Dad is a Sherlock fan.

He’s always had TV shows he enjoyed (I grew up on Star Trek.. it was kind of Our Thing), but he’s mostly a passive fan. The kind who is willing to wait patiently until the next season of something airs and suddenly remembers, two hours prior, that today’s the day.

So when my Dad called me a couple weeks ago, voice a little tremulous, begging me to send him a link whereby he could stream Sherlock series 3 and bypass the PBS waiting period, I happily sent him the best one I’d found. He didn’t want to wait, he wanted to watch it NOW, and I could respect him for that. It was a pleasant surprise, him loving the show so much he had to watch it NOW.

Today, I finally got the chance to ask him about it.

I was bouncing on my toes, excited to be fangirling about my fave show with my own father. “What did you think, Dad?”

I didn’t expect him to get a little choked up. His next words blew my mind.

He said, “Sweetie, I’m old. Set in my ways. I was taught, and adhered to, a certain way that people should be with each other. I preached it, and I voted in light of it, and I taught it to you and your sister. But I watched this show. And I watched these two men fall in love with each other. And the only thing I could think was, ‘These two souls are meant to be together’. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are… soulmates. Over my years as a pastor, I’ve seen couples get married.. And couples get divorced.. It happens. But I’ve never seen two people who were more perfectly designed to fit together, and it broke my heart to see it not happen for them. I’m sorry I’ve been such an ass.”

Given that it was a brave moment, I blurted out, “Dad, I’m bisexual.”

And he turned to me and smiled, tears in his eyes, and said, “Just… be happy.”

Don’t fret that the press “has yet to discover” the “subtext” inherent in Sherlock. Don’t fret that the creators and the actors still deny it. Because if my Dad can see it, then it’s crystal clear. My almost-64-yr-old-Dad ships Johnlock. My SOUTHERN BAPTIST PASTOR Dad ships Johnlock.

To the point that he internalized change in his thinking about same-sex relationships, and happily accepted my (rather abrupt) coming out.

Keep the faith.

This ship has sailed; and my Dad, of ALL people, is right on fucking board.

posted 7 months agoFebruary 21, 2014 with 3,062 notes - via / origreblog
girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

posted 10 months agoNovember 11, 2013 with 198,321 notes - via / origreblog
#body horror

#body horror

(Source: flowerlock)

posted 1 year agoJune 29, 2013 with 36,275 notes - via / origreblog
whaoanon:

wereterrier
this is my life

So would he get smaller as a wereterrier or what

whaoanon:

wereterrier

this is my life

So would he get smaller as a wereterrier or what

posted 3 years agoAugust 23, 2011 with 41 notes - via / origreblog
mollyisanowl:

chuckdofpublicenemyfame:

wartooth:

ownedintheface:

wartooth:

this piece of shit

art 

in 20 years when im a famous performance artist im gonna stand naked in the guggenheim and do my neti pot marina abramovic will be so fucking jealous

GOD

my mother swears by this I HATE IT SO MUCH AHHH

Yours too?

mollyisanowl:

chuckdofpublicenemyfame:

wartooth:

ownedintheface:

wartooth:

this piece of shit

art 

in 20 years when im a famous performance artist im gonna stand naked in the guggenheim and do my neti pot marina abramovic will be so fucking jealous

GOD

my mother swears by this I HATE IT SO MUCH AHHH

Yours too?

posted 3 years agoJuly 18, 2011 with 7 notes - via / origreblog
barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

I CANT STOP SCREAMING I KNOW ITS CAKE BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reminds me at a horror convention (yeah) where somebody made this indie film with zombie babies and they used red velvet cake to look like human bits.
So this is kind of the reverse and it is exactly 325624 times more horribleterrible.

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

I CANT STOP SCREAMING I KNOW ITS CAKE BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reminds me at a horror convention (yeah) where somebody made this indie film with zombie babies and they used red velvet cake to look like human bits.

So this is kind of the reverse and it is exactly 325624 times more horribleterrible.

posted 3 years agoMay 22, 2011 with 2,846 notes - via / origreblog

beesmygod:

whaoanon:

derples replied to your post: derples replied to your photo: What if Scratch was…

how can i have fantasies with a doll

Is…is that Max’s girlfriend from a Goofy Movie?

posted 3 years agoMay 1, 2011 - via / origreblog